destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

I want to cuddle like this so bad it hurts.

funniest10k:

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

LOOK ITS CREAMSICLE

Now kiss..

aliensfucking:

diliciousthedd:

bekuh:

aliensfucking:

xekstrin:

ursineknight:

paru-na:

ursineknight:

xekstrin:

ursineknight:

xekstrin replied to your photoset: Case in point.

is it GPOY day??? I like it!

Join me, Krissy….

….Shannon did you tie yourself in a knot?

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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xekstrin:

favourite childhood movies → life size

“Which are you more familiar with, Apples, or Windows?”

“Both! I love apples. :D”

THIS MOVIE

;_;   My childhood… omg that third gif lol

ebbywaffle:

entermausoleum:

korralations:

I CAN’T

JUST CAN’T

„, MKTJ;ASMF THIS FANDOM OH MY gosH

I LOVE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING

See, now I’m just going to be really disappointed Saturday when this doesn’t happen.

Anonymous asked you:

are you ever going to write fic again or are you too immersed in your own bs now to care people follow you for your writing?

ratherdielaughing:

I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?

oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing

oh my gosh it’s adorable!

Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash

Reblog that shit

this is weirdly hypnotic

shiny

xekstrin:

“I’m keeping her.”